COME ONE, COME ALL! Welcome to the club ladies.
Men. Whats their deal? I mean, seriously why can't they just act like normal people?
Some say men are from Mars, women are from Venus. I say boys are bad and stupid. In other words- babs. (we drop the second 'a' to allow for pronunciation).
This is a club created in my college days. I'm not sure if I came up with it or not, but I am taking the credit as I have carried on the legacy. Anyone can join as long as you agree to the mission statement and abide by our principles.
Mission Statement: Boys are bad and stupid.
Description: This means ALL males. There are classifications, sure.
babs= your average Joe. He is your all around good guy, but from time to time the bad and/or stupid part shows up.
BABS (note the uppercase)= your average douche. He is the guy who made you or your girlfriend miserable. He is careless, inconsistent, controlling, obnoxious, condescending, mean, cheating, lying, creepy, overly familiar, irresponsible, etc. He is selfish and manipulative. He says he will call but doesn't. He uses and abuses. He flakes out. He makes and breaks promises. He pretends to be what he is not. A BABS boy takes his stress out on a woman, he yells at her, curses at her. He is agist, sexist, racist. He hides behind his religion, his work, his mom, anything! [wiping sweat from forehead]
Well, maybe not all of these things, but one or more and he qualifies for graduation from babs to BABS. You may say- but ALL guys have done these things! To that I respond, welcome to our club, and that qualifies a guy for babs status, but consistancy in these pursuits is what graduates him to BABS. A BABS man is the guy that makes you have that angry, icky feeling all over. You don't want to date him, you don't want any of your friends to date him, and you hope he runs into Lorena Bobbit.
Ok so as you can see this is a club you want to belong to. Who wouldn't? Most but not all of our members are women. We live in many states and countries. We have varied religious and political views. Our common ground is this one belief, that boys are truly and unquestionably bad and stupid.
Please respond if you choose to become a member or renew your membership.
Feel free to share your stories. This is a safe place!
If you disagree with our basic premise, please share your views.
Again, welcome! Stay tuned, next time I will explain the principles to abide by as well as another term: BABAFS