I heart the show, “The Office”…the writers are brilliant and Steve Carell is a comedic genius. If I had a boss like Michael Scott, I think I would really enjoy going to work!
With that being said, I think I should write to the writers of the show to introduce a new character.
Meet Geoff (pronounced Jeff)…A middle aged genius who got his Master’s in Chemistry only to turn around to go to Law School and become an attorney. He lives with his cat and only gets calls from his Mom.
Side notes: Every morning at 9am, Geoff tells his Paralegal one of the following:
a. “I worked out at the pool last night” (aka: Floated with a life vest in the kiddie pool)
b. “I need to find a girlfriend, do you have any friends, I’m a catch!”
c. “I ate 3 bowls of Cinnamon Oatmeal this morning, that has to be some type of record!”
On Friday Jean Day, he asks her, “Is what I’m wearing cool?”,,,
Sound good? It gets better…
*His office looks like a jungle because all the other attorney’s order plants to mess with him and put them in there when he’s gone.
*When a girl talks to him, he gets so nervous he cannot even look at her in the eye.
*He laughs at all of his own jokes before he gets to the punch line and then can’t stop laughing thus preventing him from even saying the punch line which leaves everyone in the room staring at him with confusion.
Oh the list goes on…
Well I don’t think I will write the writers of “The Office” but I just wanted to give you all a peak of my work day. Yes, I am that Paralegal and Geoff is the Attorney I support.
Now I wanna hear funny characters from YOUR office! :-)